kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

image

"you need to choose a career"

image

"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
image

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

crossedstirrups:

houseofhanover:

funnyorwtf:

Saw this on a door at work.

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

need to reblog this again for those tags
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
  • me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
  • burgrs:

    my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

    urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

    aboutagrohl:

    moist-grunge:

    TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

    im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

    burgrs:

    in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

    seedy:

    what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies

    cexjay:

    my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

    
Tomorrow (x)

    teamrocketing:

    i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

    ↖ nothing i just wanted to show you how cool my icon is