"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??